Miss Kitty: My life is a disaster...
A sea of endless pain.
A picnic promising the sun,
But giving only rain.
So listen to my tale of woe,
Before we bid adieu.
It's why my heart is heavy,
It's why I am so blue.
Little Joe: Peanuts! Get your hot roasted peanuts!
Customer: Over here. I'll take one!
Miss Kitty: Life is a joke. A trifle. A folly!
Even my dog is a melon-collie!
My happy days are through.
That's why I'm so blue.
That's why I'm bl-
Little Joe: Peanuts! Get your hot roasted peanuts! Get 'em while their hot!
Miss Kitty: I'm through! *Stomps off.*
Little Joe: Boy, that song's getting shorter every week.