Miss Kitty: My life is a disaster...

A sea of endless pain.

A picnic promising the sun,

But giving only rain.

So listen to my tale of woe,

Before we bid adieu.

It's why my heart is heavy,

It's why I am so blue.

(Customers cry)

Little Joe: Peanuts! Get your hot roasted peanuts!

Customer: Over here. I'll take one!

Miss Kitty: Life is a joke. A trifle. A folly!

Even my dog is a melon-collie!

My happy days are through.

That's why I'm so blue.

That's why I'm bl-

Little Joe: Peanuts! Get your hot roasted peanuts! Get 'em while their hot!

Miss Kitty: I'm through! *Stomps off.*

Little Joe: Boy, that song's getting shorter every week.