Miriam: What can a baby do? Oh
What can a baby do?

You puny pip
You can't do zip
But lay around and...

Baby: Coo! Coo!

Miriam: Too small to walk
Can't even talk
Oh, please learn something new?

I'd like a pet
But what I get
Is not a dog, but you!

You sit and drool
Oh, so not cool
What's all the hoop-de-doo?

What can a baby do?
Oh, what can a baby do?

I can't have fun
'Cuz I'm the one
Who's stuck all day with you!