Quartet: There lived a man so long ago, his memory's but faint

Was not admired, did not inspire, like president or saint

But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets

For a special cure they knew for sure wouldn't come from other vets

Whoa-oh...

 

Doctor Larry: This is a song for your poor, sick penguin

He's got a fever and his toes are blue

But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin

He will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo

Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

 

Nurse Pa: He's gone a little loopy, in case you haven't heard

Here's a couple penicillin for your sickly, arctic bird

 

Quartet: No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut

The wondrous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut

Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps

For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

Whoa-oh...

 

Pa: Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kickin'!

 

Larry: This is a song for your pregnant kitty

She's looking nauseous and a week past due

But if I sing for your pregnant kitty

She will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo

Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo

 

Pa: Jump in your car, drive into the city

Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty

 

Quartet: The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day

When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay

The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said:

 

Larry: No way, Jose!

 

Quartet: To the nurse of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

Woah-oh...

 

Pa: Good news on the kitty, doc. She's feelin' great. Six kittens. Named one after you.

 

Larry: This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy

He looks un-comfy, think I'd be too

But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy

He will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo

Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

 

Bear: Grooooowlll!

 

Pa: Oh, yeah. That'll work. He's good.

 

Larry: Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!

 

Quartet: Now the moral of this story, it's the point we hope we've made

When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid

 

Larry: Yodel-leh-hee

Yodel-leh-hoo

Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo!

 

Quartet: Oh, some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps

For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps

 

Larry: Yodel-ooo!