Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Larry.
Larry: The water buffalo song!
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a--
Archibald: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say every body's got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's MY water buffalo?"
"Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop. Being. So. SILLY!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:
Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Hers was small but then....