Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Larry.

 

Larry: The water buffalo song!

Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours is fast but mine is slow

Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know

But everybody's got a

Water buffalo-oooooooooooooooooooo

 

I took my buffalo to the store

Got his head stuck in the door

Spilled some lima beans on the floor

Oh, everybody's got a--

 

Archibald: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say every body's got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's MY water buffalo?"

"Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop. Being. So. SILLY!

 

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

 

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo

Yours is pink but mine is blue

Hers was small but then....

 

Archibald: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!