Thank you so much, Air-Master (of BZPower) for these lyrics! :)

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Larry: I like your car.

Miss Akmetha: I like yours too.

Larry: Is it a Jeep?

Miss Akmetha: A Subaru.

Larry: I like your tires.

Miss Akmetha: You've got nice chrome.

Larry: A trailer hitch?

Miss Akmetha: Left mine at home.

Larry: Oh, your suspension it suspends me
Over heights I've never known

Miss Akmetha: And your roll bar is to die for
By the way, I like your chrome

Larry: You already said that.

Miss Akmetha: Did I?

Larry: Yes.

Miss Akmetha: Oh.

Both: Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles
Cruisin' to 7 Eleven
For a bag of Frito-Lays

Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles
We'll slam into 4 wheel drive
and pick up a dozen eggs!

Larry: And if there ever was a snow... you know

Miss Akmetha: A really, really deep snow

Larry: And if everyone was stuck... but us

Miss Akmetha: We'd be the ones not stuck!

Larry: Then we could be the heroes!

Miss Akmetha: Oh, we could be the heroes!

Both: Yeah, we would be the heroes!

Larry: Who would push them and pull them!

Miss Akmetha: Push them and pull them!

Both: Push them and pull them right out of the snooooowwwww!

Miss Akmetha: I like your car.

Larry: I like yours too.

Miss Akmetha: Periwinkle?

Larry: It's baby blue.

Miss Akmetha: How does it handle?

Larry: Like a dream.

Miss Akmetha: How 'bout some coffee?

Larry: And then ice cream?!

Both: Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me,
In our sport utility vehicles.
Cruisin' to the Dunkin' Donuts,
for a cup of steamin' Joe!

Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me,
In our sport utility vehicles.
We'll slam into 4 wheel drive,
For a scoop of rocky road!

Miss Akmetha: And if we ever go camping, you know

Larry: Haven't been, but one day I'll go

Miss Akmetha: And we find a ranger stuck in a ditch

Larry: A nice ranger in a deep ditch

Miss Akmetha: Then we could be the heroes!

Larry: Oh, we could be the heroes!

Both: Yeah, we would be the heroes!

Miss Akmetha: Who would push him and pull him

Larry: Push him and pull him!

Both: Push him and pull him right out of that ditch!

Larry: I like your car.

Miss Akmetha: I like yours too.

Larry: Is it a jeep?

Both: It's my sport utility vehicle...