Percy: We didn't have a lot of fun in the desert
We didn't have a lot of fun in the sand

Tom: But saddle up your cow

Percy: And fall behind us now

All: Because we're goin' to the Promised Land!

Jimmy: For years I've eat nothing but manna
A dish that is filling, but bland

Jerry: But now we're on our way

Pa Grape: I'll have a cheese souffle

All: Because we're goin' to the Promised Land!
And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great, oh we can hardly wait
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

Scooter: The dining was lousy with Moses
But we'll be feasting with Josh in command!

Jimmy: I'd like a taco, please
And some pintos and cheese

All: Because we're goin' to the Promised Land!
And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great, oh we can hardly wait
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great

Jimmy: With waffles on my plate!

All: 'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

Pa Grape: I hear it's flowing with milk and honey

Jimmy: Sounds sticky!

All: 'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!
Yeah, we're goin' to the Promised Land!
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!