Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song.

 

Some off-screen singer: There once was a boy

Who lived in a house

And the house sat under a tree

By the tree ran a fence that stretched far and wide

Round the gated community

 

Larry: Can I have my ball?

Can you get my ball?

I kicked it into the tree

And my ball bounced up

And my ball dropped in

To the Gated Community

 

Community folk: Oh! The Gated Community

Is where we like to be

Everything's so lovely

Oh, our hearts are filled with glee

And when you come to visit

You can stand outside and see

What a lovely bunch we are

In our gated unity!

 

Larry: Um...

 

Can I have my ball?

Can you get my ball?

I kicked it into the tree

And my ball bounced up

And my ball dropped in

To the Gated Community

 

Community folk: Oh! The Gated Community

Is where we like to be

Our clothes are never dirty

And the lawns are always green

And when you come to visit

You can stand outside and see

What a tidy bunch we are

In our gated unity!

 

The Gated Community

We think you will agree

Is pleasantly devoid

Of unsightly stray debris

 

Garbage man: Free, free of debris!

 

Community folk: The Gated Community

Is where we'll always be

Our smiles are white

Cause we're inside

In comfy custody

And when you come to visit

You can stand outside and see...

 

Community fellow (to garbage man): Come on, you stand outside...

 

Community folks: What a smiling bunch we are

In our gated unity!

 

Larry: Can I have my ball?

Can you get my ball?

 

Community folks: Oh, the Gated Community

Is where we like to be

 

Larry: I kicked it into the tree

 

Community folks: Our lives are made perfect

By a hefty entrance fee

 

Larry: And my ball bounced up

And my ball dropped in

 

Community folk: And when you come to visit

You can stand outside and see

 

Larry: To the gated commu--

 

Community folk: What a lovely bunch we are

 

Larry: To the gated commu--

 

Community folk: What a happy bunch we are

 

Folks and Larry: To the Gated Community!

 

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry.

 

Community fellow: Oh, look! A ball!

 

Narrator: Tune in next time to hear Larry say:

 

*Bonk!*

 

Larry: *Rubs head and picks up ball.* Thank you.