Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!

 

Salesman #1: If you want a big hat

 

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!

 

Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue

 

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!

 

Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?

 

Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!

 

And if you need refrigerators

To keep extra mashed potatoes

Or a giant air compressor

To blow fruit flies off your dresser

Or a dehydrated strudel

Or a nose ring for your poodle

Or a five pound can of tuna

And some flippers to go scuba

 

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!

Here we go, scuba! Come on!

 

Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose

 

Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!

 

Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree

 

Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!

 

Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck

 

Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!

 

But if you need a window scraper

And a roll of toilet paper

Or a ratchet set and pliers

And surround sound amplifiers

And a solar turkey chopper

Or a padded gopher bopper

Flannel shirts for looking grungy

And some rope for goin' bungee

 

Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee!

Here we go, bungee! Come on!

 

*Snap, thud.*

 

Salesman #2 and #3: Ow.