Much credit to Toa LehuNuva (of BZPower) for rewriting these lyrics for me! :)

 

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Rumor weed: Have you heard the one about Alfred?

A dangerous robot I'm told

He's got lasers for eyes

And a microchip brain

His skin is terribly cold

 

Mr. Nezzer: We've heard the one about Alfred!

It's strange!

 

Pea: Amazing!

 

Carrot: But true!

 

Mr. Nezzer: But now that we heard about Alfred

We'd like to hear more about you

 

Rumor weed: Moi?

 

I'm a rumor weed

I'm a rumor weed

A tiny little story is all I need

To make a big mess

Im a rumor weed

 

Mr. Nezzer: So, what is a rumor?

 

Rumor Weed: It starts as a story

Maybe it's true, maybe not

But once you repeat it

It's hard to defeat it

Now look at the mess that you've got

 

Alfred's a robot

Everyone knows

The story is all over town

Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow

Just like a big weed in the ground

 

I'm a rumor weed

 

Other three vegetables: Yes, its true!

 

Rumor weed: I'm a rumor weed

 

Other three: Ooh, ooh, ooh!

 

Rumor weed: A tiny little story is all I need

To make a big mess

I'm a rumor weed

 

I'm a rumor weed

 

Other three: She's a rumor weed)

 

Rumor weed: I'm a rumor weed

 

Other three: She's a rumor weed

 

Rumor weed: A tiny little story is all I need

 

Other three: Youd better watch out for the rumor weed!

 

Rumor weed: A tiny little story is all I need

 

Other three: Youd better watch out for the rumor weed!