Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

 

Larry (spoken): Got the munchies on that fateful night, round eight 'o clock. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, 'cause I waited for hours and...no pizza.

 

Larry (sung): I set the table with a paper plate

How would I know that it'd be late?

It's taken so long, where could it be?

Had a thirty minute guarantee

 

Pizza Angel, please come to me

Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

You're my number one pie from Sicily!

 

Did it get lost?

Did they just forget?

Should I have ordered on the internet?

Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure

I think my soda's room temperature

 

Pizza Angel, please come to me

 

Pizza Angels: Come to me!

 

Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

 

Pizza Angels: On my knees!

 

Larry: And donít forget to add my favorite anchovies!

 

Pizza Angels: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

 

Larry: I was concerned for my delivery

Eight little slices of heaven for me

Can't stop thinking it would make me smile

When I taste my first Chicago style

Going crazy while I pace the floor

Then my heart skipped

When I heard the door!

 

Larry (spoken): I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness...but the box was empty.

 

Pizza Delivery Man Jimmy (spoken): The house number was broken, so I couldn't find you. I was getting kind of hungry so I...ate your pizza. Sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything.

 

Larry (sung): Pizza Angel, please come to me

 

Pizza Angels: Come to me!

 

Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

 

Pizza Angels: On my knees!

 

Larry: You'll live forever in my memory!

Pizza Angel, please come to me

 

Pizza Angels: Come to me!

 

Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

 

Pizza Angels: On my knees!

 

Larry: I will miss you for eternity!

 

Larry (spoken): I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.