Twippo (Archibald): When I was a boy I went to church back home in Arizona

And that is where I heard the tale of a man whose name was Jonah

Now Jonah was a prophet, but that's not why he's remembered

They tell the tale, cause in a whale he nearly was dismembered!

CHORUS

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Larry, Mr. Lunt, and Pa Grape): Jonah was a prophet

Twippo: Oo-ooh!

TPWDDA: But he really never got it

Twippo: Sad but true!

TPWDDA: If you watch it you can spot it

Twippo: A-doodley-doo!

TPWDDA: He did not get the point!

Twippo: Compassion and mercy

From me to you and you to me

Exactly what God wants to see

And yes that is the point!

CHORUS

Twippo: Now Jonah set sail

On a Pirate ship

In a dreadful gale

Got eaten up by a giant whale

But managed not to be dead!

You'd think that he would learn a lot

From being saved from that awful spot

But the second chance that he had got

He didn't want to be spread

TPWDDA: Now poor old Jonah

And now he's all alone-ah

Gotta use a megaphone-ah

To get it through to his head. HEY!

CHORUS

Twippo: Now during your life you probably don't ride on a camel

And you probably won't wake up inside a large aquatic mammal

But all the same, like Jonah ,there is something you can do

Everyone deserves to get a second chance from you!

TPWDDA: Compassion and mercy

From me to you and you to me

Exactly what God wants to see

And yes that is the point!

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