Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a King. Like other kings, he had a really neat castle to live in, and a lovely little kingdom to rule. But, unlike other kings, this king spent most of his time...in the bathtub.

 

King George (Larry): Some kings love horses,

And some kings love cattle.

Some kings love leading

Their troops into battle.

But me, I'm not like that,

I find that stuff...yucky

I'd much rather stay

In my tub with my ducky!

 

Because I love my duck!

 

Louis (Bob): Sir, if I could have a minute...

 

King George: Love my duck!

 

Louis: There are some things we must discuss!

 

King George: I love my duck!

 

Louis: See there's a war and, well, we're in it

 

King George: Love my duck!

 

Louis: Though I don't mean to make a fuss......

 

King George: Then...don't. Sing with me, Louis!

 

Louis: Huh? Oh, okay. Ahem...

Because he loves his duck!

 

King George: And that is why I can't be bothered...

 

Louis: Loves his duck!

 

King George: With the particulars of war!

 

Louis: He loves his duck!

 

King George: 'Cause quite unlike my dear old father

 

Louis: Loves his duck!

 

King George: I find it all a bore!

 

Now concentrate, dear Louis

and I think you will agree.

The most important person

In the whole wide world is...me!

So please don't drag me down

With all the people and their troubles.

Go run some water in my tub to

Freshen up my bubbles!

 

Louis: Oh, boy.

 

King George: Because I love my duck!

 

Louis: I don't know why I even bother

 

King George: Love my duck!

 

Louis: You just can't reason with this guy!

 

Both: Because I (he) Love(s) my (his) duck!

 

Louis: It's time to face the facts -

I think we're all a little stuck

 

King George: So let the army run amuck!

 

Louis: I fear the kingdom's out of luck -

 

Both: Because I (he) Love(s) my (his) duck!

 

Louis: Yes, undoubtedly we're stuck

 

King George: So let the army run amuck!

 

Louis: Oh boy, we're really out of luck!

 

King George: Because I love my....

 

Hey, what's that?

 

Give me a quarter.

 

Thomas (Junior Asparagus): Because I love my duck,

You're always there to make me smile

I love my duck,

You're my very favorite toy

Hmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...

Because I love...my...duck!

 

King George: It's beautiful. I want it!

 

Louis: What? The house?

 

King George: No, the ducky!

 

Louis: Oh. But you already have a ducky!

 

King George: What are you saying? That I shouldn't have whatever I want?

 

Louis: Well...

 

King George: I must have it, I must get it

You must go and get it for me!

If you want me to be happy,

Then you'll show me you adore me!

Don't rest another minute

till it's sitting here before me,

If you want to do your best

I would suggest you go and bring me back that duck!

 

Louis: But sir, if I could just jog your memory, you already have quite a few duckies.

 

King George: Those are yesterday's duckies.

 

Louis: Huh? These are perfectly good duckies! Why, most of your loyal subjects would love to have even one ducky this nice.

 

King George: I don't like these, I don't need these

I don't want these any longer!

My affection for those duckies isn't getting any stronger!

To say I can't have what I want

you couldn't be more wronger!

Don't ask me to explain, there will be pain

if you don't go and get that duck!

 

Our conversation is over.

 

Louis: Did you say..."wronger"?

 

King George: What? I don't know.

 

Louis: It's "more wrong," not "more wronger."

 

King George: It had to rhyme! Don't question the kind's grammar! Now go and get that duck!!!