Narrator: Ahem.. And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out, and sings... a love song!

 

Mr. Lunt: He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger,

And I might like a milkshake as well."

She said to him, "I can't give you either."

And he said, "Isn't this burger bell?"

She said, "Yes, it is, but we're closed now,

But we open tomorrow at ten."

He said, "I am extremely hungry,

But I guess I can wait until then..."

 

Cause you're his cheeseburger

His yummy cheeseburger

He'll wait for you-oo

Yeah, he'll wait for you-oo

Oh, you are his cheeseburger

His tasty cheeseburger

He'll wait for you-oo

Oh, he will wait for you

 

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise

He may have dozed off once or twice

when he spotted a billboard for Denny's

Bacon and eggs for half price

How could he resist such an offer?

He really needed something to munch

Cheeseburger please do not get angry!

He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

 

Cause your his cheeseburger

He's precious cheeseburger

Be back for you-oo

He'll be back for you-oo

Won't be so long cheeseburger

Oh, lovely cheeseburger

Be back for you-oo

Oh, he'll be back for you!

 

Cause he loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart

And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart

And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese

He would get down on his hands and knees

To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt

And he would wash it off for you

Wipe it off for you

Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!

 

You are his cheese...bur...ger!