He's accepted the challenge from Gourd;
Done-Done!

They say he's a quitter,
He'd better get fitter
Or Scallion will surely succumb
Cumb-Cumb!

So tame your expressions of glee

On this subject we pray you be Mum
Mum-Mum

You'll find they're not many
Who'll fight for a penny
This bike's worth a rather large sum
Sum-Sum

A very good bargain indeed

On this subject we pray you be mum
Mum-mum!

Oh this bike's worth a rather large sum.
Sum-Sum!

You'll find there are not many,
Not many, not many
Who'll fight for a penny

It's a very good bargain indeed
It's a very good doctor he'll need

As you can see a good bargain indeed,
As you can see a good doctor he'll need,

Yes indeed, yes indeed,
Yes indeed, yes indeed!

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For training, he says he'll do none
None-none

Thinks Scallion's a quitter,
He won't get much fitter

In 2 seconds the match will be done
Done-done

Stay tuned, this is just getting fun!
Fun-fun!