Larry and Mr. Lunt: Chicken!

 

Mr. Lunt: Kung Pow

 

Larry: Chicken!

 

Mr. Lunt: Mongolian

 

Larry: Chicken!

 

Mr. Lunt: Sweet and sour

 

Larry: Chicken!

 

Mr. Lunt: Cashew

 

Larry: Chicken!

 

Both: Do the moo shoo!

 

moo shoo shoo, moo moo shoo muh moo shoo, moo moo shoo, shoo moo moo shoo

shoo!

 

Both: Pork!

 

Larry: Mandarin

 

Mr. Lunt: Pork!

 

Larry: Barbeque

 

Mr. Lunt: Pork!

 

Larry: Sweet and sour

 

Mr. Lunt: Pork!

 

Larry: Spicy shredded

 

Mr. Lunt: Pork!

 

Both: Pork!

 

Do the tofu!

 

Tow foo foo, tow tow tow foo foo, fo fo too, tow tow an foo foo!

 

Mr. Lunt: STOP! Break a fortune cookie!

 

Larry: (Breaks fortune cookie.) "Beware of grape with wooden mallet."

 

Mr. Lunt: Ain't that the truth.