Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinean ballad, the Dance of the Cucumber, in its original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate.
Larry: Miren al pepino
Bob: Watch the cucumber
Larry: Vean como se mueve
Bob: See how he moves
Larry: Como un leon
Bob: Like a lion
Larry: Tras un raton
Bob: Chasing a mouse
Larry: Miren al pepino
Bob: Watch the cucumber
Larry: Que suaves novimientos
Bob: Oh, how smooth his motion!
Larry: Es como mantequilla en un chango pelon
Bob: Like butter...on a...bald monkey...
Larry: Miren al pepino
Bob: Watch the cucumber
Larry: Los vegetales
Bob: All the vegetables
Larry: Envidian a su amigo
Bob: Envy their friend
Larry: Como el quieren bailar
Bob: Wishing to dance as he
Larry: Pepino bailarin
Bob: Dancing cucumber
Larry: Pepino bailarin
Bob: Dancing cucumber
Larry: Pepino bailarin
Bob: Dancing cucumber
Larry: Baila, baila, ya!
Bob: Dance, dance, yeah!
Larry: Miren al tomate
Bob: Look at the tomato
Larry: No es triste?
Bob: Isn't it sad?
Larry: El no puede bailar
Bob: He can't dance
Larry: Pobre tomate
Bob: Poor tomato
Larry: El desearia poder bailar como el pepino
Bob: He wishes he could dance like the cucumber
Larry: Libre y sauvemente
Bob: Free and smooth
Larry: Pero el no puede danzar
Bob: But he...he can't!
Okay, stop the music. What do you mean, I can't dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?
Larry: No comprendo
Bob: No comprendo? I'll show you no comprendo!
Junior: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber, in authentic Argentinean garb!
Dad Asparagus: Okay, Junior. But we better hurry--I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else.
Say peas!
Larry and Junior: Peas!
Larry: Escuchen al pepino
Bob: Listen to the cucumber
Larry: Oigan su voz fuerte
Bob: Hear his strong voice
Larry: Como un leon
Bob: Like a lion
Larry: Listo a devorar
Bob: About to eat
Larry: Escuchen al pepino
Bob: Listen to the cucumber
Larry: Que dulce es su canto
Bob: How sweet his voice
Larry: Que sopla su garganta rarece un trinar
Bob: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies
Larry: Escuchen al pepino
Bob: Listen to the cucumber
Larry: Los vegetales
Bob: All the vegetables
Larry: Envidian a su amigo como el quieren cantar
Bob: Envy their friend, wishing to sing as he
Larry: Pepino cantador
Bob: Singing cucumber
Larry: Pepino cantador
Bob: Singing cucumber
Larry: Pepino cantador
Bob: Singing cucumber
Larry: Canta, canta, ya!
Bob: Sing, sing, yeah!
Larry: Escuchen al tomate
Bob: Listen to the tomato
Larry: No es triste?
Bob: Isn't it sad?
Larry: El no puede cantar
Bob: He can't sing.
Larry: Pobre tomate
Bob: Poor tomato
Larry: El desearia poder cantar
Bob: He wishes he could sing
Larry: Fuerte y dulce como el pepino
Bob: Strong and sweet like the cucumber
Larry: Pero el no puede
Bob: But he can't!
Larry: Ni siquiera dar un silbido
Bob: Can't even...whistle. All right, that's it, Senor! Come over here and let me sing you a song!
Larry: Adios amigos!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:
Larry: Bob is really angry!
I hope he doesn't catch me!
It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!