Larry: Hey gang. Normally this would be the time when the narrator would come out and say, "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

But, I've been thinkin', and talking with the guys.

 

Mr. Lunt: And we've decided it's time to broaden our scope, artistically.

 

Jimmy: Yeah, we're artists!

 

Junior: Word up!

 

Larry: There's a time to be silly, and there's a time to be serious.

 

Mr. Lunt: A time to open up your heart...

 

Jimmy: And show how you feel...artistically!

 

Mr. Lunt: Because we all have something to share!

 

Mr. Lunt (sung): Baby, I know your eyes see right through my disguise

 

Boyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can deny

 

Mr. Lunt: Baby, that Iím the one whose love is no surprise

 

Boyz: And he canít tell you no lie

 

Mr. Lunt: But thereís a secret Iíve been hidiní, I canít keep it no more

 

Boyz: Thereís this thing about himself heís never told you before

 

Lunt: Baby!

 

Chorus:

Boyz: He needs to tell you something

 

Mr. Lunt: I donít got a bellybutton!

Oh, I need to tell you something

 

Boyz: Have you figured out?

He donít got a bellybutton!

Bellybutton no, oh no, no

 

Mr. Lunt: Baby, please donít squeal, just tell me how you feel

 

Boyz: ĎCause his love is for real

 

Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal

 

Boyz: So to you he appeals

 

Mr. Lunt: Thereís something missing in my middle and itís hard to ignore

 

Boyz: Thereís this thing about himself heís never told you before

 

Lunt: Baby!

 

Boyz: He need to tell you something

 

Mr. Lunt: I donít got a belly button

 

Oh, I need to tell you something

 

Boyz: Have you figured out?

He donít got a belly button!

Belly button no, oh no, no

 

Khalil: Bellybutton?

 

Boyz: Uh, uh

 

Khalil: Bellybutton?

 

Boyz: Uh, uh

 

Khalil: You say your bellybuttonís missing, thereís no reason for alarm

Itís a common thing for gourds, it wonít do you any harm

Youíre technically a fruit and with that much being said;

Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!

You could opt for a prosthetic but of course youíd have to know

Itíd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO

 

Khalil: Bellybutton!

 

Boyz: Uh, uh

 

Khalil: Bellybutton

 

Boyz: Uh, uh

 

Mr. Lunt: A stylish something absent from my midriffís dťcor

 

Boyz: Thereís this thing about himself heís never told you before

 

Lunt: Baby!

 

Boyz: He need to tell you something

 

Mr. Lunt: I donít got a belly button

 

Oh, I need to tell you something

 

Boyz: Have you figured out?

He donít got a belly button!

Belly button no, oh no, no

 

Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!

 

Lunt: Do I at least get a lolly-pop?