Larry: Hey gang. Normally this would be the time when the narrator would come out and say, "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

But, I've been thinkin', and talking with the guys.

Mr. Lunt: And we've decided it's time to broaden our scope, artistically.

Jimmy: Yeah, we're artists!

Junior: Word up!

Larry: There's a time to be silly, and there's a time to be serious.

Mr. Lunt: A time to open up your heart...

Jimmy: And show how you feel...artistically!

Mr. Lunt: Because we all have something to share!

Mr. Lunt (sung): Baby, I know your eyes see right through my disguise

Boyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can deny

Mr. Lunt: Baby, that I’m the one whose love is no surprise

Boyz: And he can’t tell you no lie

Mr. Lunt: But there’s a secret I’ve been hidin’, I can’t keep it no more

Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before

Lunt: Baby!

Chorus:

Boyz: He needs to tell you something

Mr. Lunt: I don’t got a bellybutton!

Oh, I need to tell you something

Boyz: Have you figured out?

He don’t got a bellybutton!

Bellybutton no, oh no, no

Mr. Lunt: Baby, please don’t squeal, just tell me how you feel

Boyz: ‘Cause his love is for real

Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal

Boyz: So to you he appeals

Mr. Lunt: There’s something missing in my middle and it’s hard to ignore

Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before

Lunt: Baby!

Boyz: He need to tell you something

Mr. Lunt: I don’t got a belly button

Oh, I need to tell you something

Boyz: Have you figured out?

He don’t got a belly button!

Belly button no, oh no, no

Khalil: Bellybutton?

Boyz: Uh, uh

Khalil: Bellybutton?

Boyz: Uh, uh

Khalil: You say your bellybutton’s missing, there’s no reason for alarm

It’s a common thing for gourds, it won’t do you any harm

You’re technically a fruit and with that much being said;

Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!

You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you’d have to know

It’d be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO

Khalil: Bellybutton!

Boyz: Uh, uh

Khalil: Bellybutton

Boyz: Uh, uh

Mr. Lunt: A stylish something absent from my midriff’s décor

Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before

Lunt: Baby!

Boyz: He need to tell you something

Mr. Lunt: I don’t got a belly button

Oh, I need to tell you something

Boyz: Have you figured out?

He don’t got a belly button!

Belly button no, oh no, no

Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!

Lunt: Do I at least get a lolly-pop?