Jonah: Do not fight

Do not cheat

Wash your hands before you eat

There is nothing quite as sweet--

A message from the Lord

Be a friend

Say your prayers

Heaven loves a heart that cares

That is why I've come to share a message from the Lord

And if you follow God's commands

there will be peace throughout the land!

You will live long and happy lives...

with your sheep - your kids - your wives!

Don't eat pigs

Don't eat bats

Don't eat beetles, flies, or gnats

Stay away from all of that

A message from the Lord

Do what's right

Don't provoke

Put four tassels on your cloak

Do not laugh, it's not a joke

A message from the Lord

Veggie People: Do not fight.

Do not cheat.

Wash your hands before you eat.

There is nothing quite as sweet--

A message from the Lord

Be a friend.

Say your prayers.

Heaven loves a heart that cares.

That is why he came to share a message from the Lord.

And if we follow God's commands,

there will be peace throughout the land!

We will live long and happy lives...

with our sheep - our kids - our wives!

Do what's right.

Don't provoke.

Put four tassels on your cloak.

Do not laugh, it's not a joke.

A message from the Lord

Jonah: Don't do drugs.

Stay in school.

Scribe: This is quite a lot of rules!

Jonah: Follow them and you're no fool...

Veggie People: Follow them and you're no fool...

Jonah: Follow them and you're no fool...

All: A message from the Lord!

Jonah: Follow them and you're no fool...

All: A message from the Lord

A message from the Lord